YOU FUCKERS I WIN.
I FUCKING DID IT.
FUCK EVERYONE WHO DIDN’T BELIEVE IN ME.
HERE’S THE FUCKING SOURCE.
believe in torridgristle
I support Farming.
In fact, you could call me
"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"
going to school like
I went to the thrift store today and
what the actual fuck
Is that a Nic Cage one in the background?
my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
Sources say he stapled fish to his wrists and ankles to help him swim faster.
cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?