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That picture you reblogged of Shrek with all those onions is left me making concerned noises. 99 cents for one pound of onions is rather expensive!

yeah that is kinda expensive I guess


vvtvrmom:

I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men


cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice


via: cybugs  / source: cyclopette

hocotate-civ:

"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"

"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"

"People your age shouldn’t be…"

image


via: rawsh0ck  / source: hocotate-civ

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED


via: tightvaginas  / source: firemen

kingcheddarxvii:

hrvst:

 <⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

where is he?


via: khaipie  / source: hrvst

kingcheddarxvii:

hrvst:

   ∧__∧
  ( ・ω・)
  _| ⊃/(___
/ └-(____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

THERE HE IS!


via: khaipie  / source: hrvst

flirtytwink:

*Choo choos away from your bullshit*

(Source: jonasbruhs)


kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd


via: princessgettngnaked  / source: kosherqueer

(Source: topherchris)


via: yourphilosophyworld  / source: topherchris

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho)


via: tightvaginas  / source: cyberho
k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

k-lionheart:

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

i don’t even know where to start with this post

(Source: les-memorables)


me: i'm going shopping do you want something?
friend: nah, i'm fine
me: *eating cookies*
friend: give me one
me: are you fuckin kidding with me

via: tightvaginas  / source: legalwifi

meladoodle:

I have a super power and its called self pity


via: meladoodle  / source: meladoodle