one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU
Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.
*gets dragged nearly to death*
"i think i’m going to take a break from tumblr. this is such a toxic place and im glad i have real life friends so fuck you bitches im out."
*watches a show on netflix for 1 day while still on tumblr without posting/reblogging*
*comes back the next day* “did yall miss me? :D”
things getting heated in the mango chat
#Ferguson protesters say Joshua Williams was targeted, beaten & arrested last night; transferred to prison in another town without medical treatment.
Good reminder that every expert started out as an amateur
Not all of them
Goodnight my lovelies! :*
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
common sense, really
That comic strip highlights a normal way of thinking for me.