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captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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via: delzdesigns  / source: athcode

captwor:

when u stick your hand under the table and touch chewed gum

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(Source: athcode)


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alcoholicstepdad:

totallytransparent:

Semi Transparent Crystal (Drag it!)Made by Totally Transparent

This fucked me up for a lil bit

alcoholicstepdad:

totallytransparent:

Semi Transparent Crystal (Drag it!)
Made by Totally Transparent

This fucked me up for a lil bit


via: chen000  / source: totallytransparent

(Source: wealldraw)


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internef:

having a million dollars would improve my life by 100%

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via: tightvaginas  / source: breadecrumb

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago


weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

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asheself:

mothafickle:

mothafickle:

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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raalts:

my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

(Source: straighter)


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dutchster:

trying to send a dick pic like

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via: sweetfucktory  / source: dutchster
peregrinezealot:

first u get calcium powder all over urself at breakfast n’ now u think ur a squirrel what the heck

peregrinezealot:

first u get calcium powder all over urself at breakfast n’ now u think ur a squirrel what the heck

(Source: varrictethrasofficial)


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via: vvendys  / source: azoozj
malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com


via: oomshi  / source: malformalady